His teacher told Sam not to sing.

Why did the pirate walk the plank?

What do you get when you cross a trumpet with a pineapple?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why is pirating so addictive?

I tried to catch fog.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Barbers.

How do you help someone during a heat wave?

Why do melons have fancy weddings?