Why did the pirate walk the plank?

What do you get when you cross a trumpet with a pineapple?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why don’t ants get sick?

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Barbers.

How do you help someone during a heat wave?

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?