What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

What do you call 144 slugs in a box?

His teacher told Sam not to sing.

Why did the pirate walk the plank?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

What did the mother broom say to her baby?

Why is pirating so addictive?

I tried to catch fog.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Barbers.