You know what is odd?

What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?

What happens when frogs park illegally?

What did the mommy spider say to her child?

His teacher told Sam not to sing.

Why did the pirate walk the plank?

What do you get when you cross a trumpet with a pineapple?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why don’t ants get sick?

When does the moon leave the dinner table?