Math Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year?

Where can I learn about spiders?

What is better than a talking dog?

They wouldn’t let me use beefstew as a password.

What kind of tree wears gloves in the winter?

What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?

What did the gingerbread man do when he sprained his ankle?

Employer: How good are your Microsoft Office Skills?

Why did our Founding Fathers ride horses?

What do you call a young army?