What did one pig say to another at the beach?

What does a crew of carpenters play at a drum circle?

What does the Loch Ness monster eat?

Which pet makes the most noise?

Why did our Founding Fathers ride horses?

What do you call a young army?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What is the difference between baseball and politics?

Why did U2 get booed when they lip synced?

Why do newscasters get electro-shock treatment?