What do you call a fly with no wings?

What do you call strawberries and blueberries playing together?

You know what is odd?

What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?

Why did U2 get booed when they lip synced?

Why do newscasters get electro-shock treatment?

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

What do you call 144 slugs in a box?

His teacher told Sam not to sing.

Why did the pirate walk the plank?