Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Just so everyone is clear…

Math Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year?

Where can I learn about spiders?

What is better than a talking dog?

They wouldn’t let me use beefstew as a password.

What did one pig say to another at the beach?

What does a crew of carpenters play at a drum circle?

What does the Loch Ness monster eat?