What day do potatoes hate the most?

School teachers must be solar.

How are people like clothes during a heat wave?

Who is the patron saint of email?

What starts with E, ends with an E and only has one letter in it?

What do you call a guy who tells Dad jokes who is not a father?

What did the 2 by 4 say to the drill?

How did the doctors cure the invisible man?

Why did the tofu cross the road?

When do you go at red and stop at green?