What do you call it when earthworms take over the world?

When they sail the Arctic Sea, what kind of sweaters do pirates wear?

Why do New Orleans diners put Mardi Gras beads on hamburgers?

What gets lost every time you stand up?

Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password.

News Flash

What is the coolest letter on a hot, humid day?

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Just so everyone is clear…