Why did the carpenter join the army?

Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?

What do Santa’s elves love to do with cellphones?

What do computers eat for a snack?

What does a crew of carpenters play at a drum circle?

What does the Loch Ness monster eat?

Which pet makes the most noise?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

What do you call strawberries and blueberries playing together?

You know what is odd?