Our government just banned the fifth month of the year.

What do you call the best butter on the farm?

Why is a Christmas tree a lousy knitter?

How does the ocean greet you in July?

What is better than a talking dog?

They wouldn’t let me use beefstew as a password.

What did one pig say to another at the beach?

What does a crew of carpenters play at a drum circle?

What does the Loch Ness monster eat?

Which pet makes the most noise?