Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the pine tree watch romantic movies?

I asked my veteran friend, “What is the first military rank?

What are twins favorite fruit?

What kind of beans will not grow in a garden?

What did the pirate wear on Halloween?

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Me and my wife had a huge row yesterday.

What do you call a buffalo’s 200th birthday?