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Why does an elephant trumpet through its trunk?

How does a pig print a document?

What do you call an American Bee?

What does Obi Wan Kenobi say on Earth Day?

Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the pine tree watch romantic movies?

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