What do you call an acid that bullies?

Do fish go on vacation?

Our government just banned the fifth month of the year.

What do you call the best butter on the farm?

Why is a Christmas tree a lousy knitter?

How does the ocean greet you in July?

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?

What do Santa’s elves love to do with cellphones?