Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?

Why are cats great singers?

What do you call it when earthworms take over the world?

When they sail the Arctic Sea, what kind of sweaters do pirates wear?

Why do New Orleans diners put Mardi Gras beads on hamburgers?

What gets lost every time you stand up?

Where should you keep a baby pig?

Why do plants hate math?

I invented a new word.

Why couldn’t the frog find his parked car?