When they sail the Arctic Sea, what kind of sweaters do pirates wear?

Why do New Orleans diners put Mardi Gras beads on hamburgers?

What gets lost every time you stand up?

Where should you keep a baby pig?

Why do plants hate math?

I invented a new word.

Why couldn’t the frog find his parked car?

What do you call an acid that bullies?

Do fish go on vacation?

Our government just banned the fifth month of the year.