Our government just banned the fifth month of the year.

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Why is a Christmas tree a lousy knitter?

How does the ocean greet you in July?

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?

What do Santa’s elves love to do with cellphones?

What do computers eat for a snack?

Why does an elephant trumpet through its trunk?