Which vegetables wear socks?

Where are average things manufactured?

I’m going to start collecting highlighters.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar, orders a martini.

I invented a new word.

Why couldn’t the frog find his parked car?

What do you call an acid that bullies?

Do fish go on vacation?

Our government just banned the fifth month of the year.

What do you call the best butter on the farm?