What is a ram’s favorite Valentine’s Day song?

More people should be like protons.

I made a pencil with two erasers.

How do you get your pig clean?

Why do New Orleans diners put Mardi Gras beads on hamburgers?

What gets lost every time you stand up?

Where should you keep a baby pig?

Why do plants hate math?

I invented a new word.

Why couldn’t the frog find his parked car?