What did Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison name their band?

What did the surgeon say to the seamstress who insisted on closing up her own incision?

What is a ram’s favorite Valentine’s Day song?

More people should be like protons.

What do you call it when earthworms take over the world?

When they sail the Arctic Sea, what kind of sweaters do pirates wear?

Why do New Orleans diners put Mardi Gras beads on hamburgers?

What gets lost every time you stand up?

Where should you keep a baby pig?

Why do plants hate math?