How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?

Why does Santa’s garden look so good?

Why is it so wet in England?

Why did the baby strawberry cry?

Why is a Christmas tree a lousy knitter?

How does the ocean greet you in July?

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?

What do Santa’s elves love to do with cellphones?