What did the surgeon say to the seamstress who insisted on closing up her own incision?

What is a ram’s favorite Valentine’s Day song?

More people should be like protons.

I made a pencil with two erasers.

How do you get your pig clean?

Which vegetables wear socks?

Where are average things manufactured?

I’m going to start collecting highlighters.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar, orders a martini.

How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?