What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

What is the most peaceful musical instrument?

What did the sidewalk say to the earthquake?

What do you get when you cross a bumblebee and a doorbell?

What did the surgeon say to the seamstress who insisted on closing up her own incision?

What is a ram’s favorite Valentine’s Day song?

More people should be like protons.

I made a pencil with two erasers.

How do you get your pig clean?

Which vegetables wear socks?