What did the sidewalk say to the earthquake?

What do you get when you cross a bumblebee and a doorbell?

How do pirates talk about where to sail?

Who always goes to sleep with shoes on?

More people should be like protons.

I made a pencil with two erasers.

How do you get your pig clean?

Which vegetables wear socks?

Where are average things manufactured?

I’m going to start collecting highlighters.