What do you call two banana peels?

What time does a duck wake up?

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

What is the most peaceful musical instrument?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?

What did Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison name their band?

What did the surgeon say to the seamstress who insisted on closing up her own incision?

What is a ram’s favorite Valentine’s Day song?

More people should be like protons.

I made a pencil with two erasers.