What do you get when you cross a bumblebee and a doorbell?

How do pirates talk about where to sail?

Who always goes to sleep with shoes on?

Why did the First Grader throw the clock out the window?

I made a pencil with two erasers.

How do you get your pig clean?

Which vegetables wear socks?

Where are average things manufactured?

I’m going to start collecting highlighters.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar, orders a martini.