Why did the farmer cross a chili pepper with a shovel and a terrier?

Can a match box?

What do kids have who are afraid of Santa?

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Why did the baby strawberry cry?

Why do kids always fight in math class?

Why did the farmer throw seeds in his pond?

What did the horse do after a long trail ride?

What kind of book does a bunny like?

Which cheese always sinks a three point shot?