How do pirates talk about where to sail?

Who always goes to sleep with shoes on?

Why did the First Grader throw the clock out the window?

Which building has the most stories?

Which vegetables wear socks?

Where are average things manufactured?

I’m going to start collecting highlighters.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar, orders a martini.

How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?

Why does Santa’s garden look so good?