What time does a duck wake up?

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

What is the most peaceful musical instrument?

What did the sidewalk say to the earthquake?

What did Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison name their band?

What did the surgeon say to the seamstress who insisted on closing up her own incision?

What is a ram’s favorite Valentine’s Day song?

More people should be like protons.

I made a pencil with two erasers.

How do you get your pig clean?