Why did the farmer cross a chili pepper with a shovel and a terrier?

Can a match box?

What do kids have who are afraid of Santa?

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

What is a sheep’s favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the duck say bang?

Which vegetable only appears in a myth?

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?

What did Paul Revere say at the end of his famous ride?

What do you call two banana peels?