What is the most peaceful musical instrument?

What did the sidewalk say to the earthquake?

What do you get when you cross a bumblebee and a doorbell?

How do pirates talk about where to sail?

Who always goes to sleep with shoes on?

Why did the First Grader throw the clock out the window?

Which building has the most stories?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did the farmer cross a chili pepper with a shovel and a terrier?

Can a match box?