What kind of apple isn’t an apple?

What did Paul Revere say at the end of his famous ride?

What do you call two banana peels?

What time does a duck wake up?

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

What is the most peaceful musical instrument?

What did the sidewalk say to the earthquake?

What do you get when you cross a bumblebee and a doorbell?

How do pirates talk about where to sail?

Who always goes to sleep with shoes on?