What do you give a farmer who sings out of tune?

Why do I keep hearing music from the printer?

Why are night crawlers so smart?

What do you call a cow who has just given birth?

What is a sheep’s favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the duck say bang?

Which vegetable only appears in a myth?

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?

What did Paul Revere say at the end of his famous ride?

What do you call two banana peels?