What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do you give to a sick lemon?

What did the Irish cop say when he broke up the illegal dance?

What kind of shoes do frogs like?

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

What is the most peaceful musical instrument?

What did the sidewalk say to the earthquake?

What do you get when you cross a bumblebee and a doorbell?

How do pirates talk about where to sail?

Who always goes to sleep with shoes on?