Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn?

What do you call a bear in the rain?

Why was the squirrel late for work?

Why did the baker give away cookies for Christmas?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did the farmer cross a chili pepper with a shovel and a terrier?

Can a match box?

What do kids have who are afraid of Santa?

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

What is a sheep’s favorite Christmas carol?