What kind of music should balloons avoid?

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Never argue with a dictionary.

Why do bananas use sunscreen?

Why did the First Grader throw the clock out the window?

Which building has the most stories?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did the farmer cross a chili pepper with a shovel and a terrier?

Can a match box?

What do kids have who are afraid of Santa?