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What do you call a cow who has just given birth?

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How do you get down from an elephant?

What do you get when you cross an astronomer and a mackerel?

What sound does a witch’s car make?

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What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do you give to a sick lemon?

What did the Irish cop say when he broke up the illegal dance?