What did the 2 by 4 say to the drill?

How did the doctors cure the invisible man?

Why did the tofu cross the road?

When do you go at red and stop at green?

What happens when a cat drinks vinegar?

Why won’t people like a restaurant on the moon?

What is an astronaut’s favorite computer key?

Did you see the movie about the hot dog?

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

What’s the best way to park a computer?