The Lego stores have finally reopened, and people are lined up for blocks.
The Lego stores have finally reopened, and people are lined up for blocks.
No matter how hard you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
No matter how hard you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
It is so hot the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It is so hot the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary?
they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary?
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
I have a joke about a rubber band, but it’s a bit of a stretch.
I have a joke about a rubber band, but it’s a bit of a stretch.
The weather forecast predicted freezing rain, but it turned out to be quite an ice day.
The weather forecast predicted freezing rain, but it turned out to be quite an ice day.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.