The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You can tune a banjo, but you can’t tune a fish

If you have to wear both mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.

When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.

You can tune a banjo, but you can’t tune a fish.

Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I would approach a bank teller with a mask on and leave with money.

If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

Eat more doughnuts. It is the original hole food

The truth about school: in Math all you get is problems, but in Chemistry you get solutions.

Moses was an early adopter: he downloaded from the cloud to his tablet.