How did the vampire take a cruise?

What is the best name for a basketball player?

I feel bad for batteries.

Why was the student upset when her teacher called her average?

What is the most popular pollinator in America?

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why did you list your vacuum cleaner on Craigslist?

What lives in America, has four eyes, lots of curves, and runs all day long?