Joke of the Day Archives

Blaise Kielar Dec 29, 2023 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 29 December 2023

What question can you never answer “yes” to? “Are you asleep?”

Blaise Kielar Dec 28, 2023 Joke of the Day

How do Customer Service people march? In formation.

Blaise Kielar Dec 27, 2023 Joke of the Day

Signs That Mean Business, closing series Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was tired of the hole business.

Blaise Kielar Dec 26, 2023 Joke of the Day

Why does Santa have no regrets? Because he stayed focused on the present.

Blaise Kielar Dec 25, 2023 Joke of the Day

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weed. Weed who? We weed you a Merry Christmas!

Blaise Kielar Dec 24, 2023 Joke of the Day

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe late waiting for Santa Claus.

Blaise Kielar Dec 23, 2023 Joke of the Day

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even.

Blaise Kielar Dec 22, 2023 Joke of the Day

When will Santa come down the chimney? In the Nick of time.

Blaise Kielar Dec 21, 2023 Joke of the Day

Where did the mistletoe go to become famous? Holly-wood.

Blaise Kielar Dec 20, 2023 Joke of the Day

Why won’t snowmen eat my carrot cake? They are afraid it has boogers in it.