Joke of the Day for 8 January 2024
What has a mouth but no teeth? A jar.
What kind of house weighs the least? A lighthouse.
What do bakers and cats have in common? They like to start from scratch.
What do you get when you cross a quarterback with a carpet? A throw rug.
Why is it not worth going to New York to party in Times Square? Because every year they drop the ball.
Guess where I found the comedians at the New Years Eve party? Waiting on the punchline.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby New Year!
What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.
What is the best name for a bartender? Brandi.