Why can’t carpenters play hockey? They get nailed to the boards.

Signs That Mean Business series On the Peanut Factory door: Only nuts beyond this point.

Signs That Mean Business series Sandwich Shop: Lettuce meat olive your expectations.

A cheese factory exploded outside Paris. Da Brie is everywhere.

AI finally wrote its first thriller. The Fall of the House of Author.

Which bow can’t be tied? A rainbow. Could also be a violin bow.

Why did the porcupine scream? He put his coat on inside out.

Why did the dog avoid the Veterans Day Parade? There were too many vets.

What do you call a well-behaved badger? A goodger.

Did you hear about the independent living senior who put on a clean pair of socks every day? By the end of the week, he couldn’t get his shoes on.