Joke of the Day Archives

Blaise Kielar Jan 23, 2024 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 23 January 2024

My cold was so bad I put cough syrup on my pancakes.

Blaise Kielar Jan 22, 2024 Joke of the Day

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

Blaise Kielar Jan 21, 2024 Joke of the Day

What has to go down before you can get up?

Blaise Kielar Jan 20, 2024 Joke of the Day

Why are snowmen popular at parties?

Blaise Kielar Jan 19, 2024 Joke of the Day

Which fruit turns to stone?

Blaise Kielar Jan 18, 2024 Joke of the Day

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Firewood.

Blaise Kielar Jan 17, 2024 Joke of the Day

What did one pigeon say to the other, flying over the used car lot? “Let’s put a deposit on that shiny black BMW!”

Blaise Kielar Jan 16, 2024 Joke of the Day

The real estate agent told me this house was flawless. Fine, but what will we walk on?

Blaise Kielar Jan 15, 2024 Joke of the Day

Why can’t you email a fish? You have to drop him a line.

Blaise Kielar Jan 14, 2024 Joke of the Day

What kind of ships do graduate students want? Internships.