What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? The temperature.

What do you call a fast duck? A quick quack.

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? It ran out of juice.

What has a big mouth but doesn’t say a single word? A river.

How can you spell too much with only two letters? XS.

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread? May flour. Happy Thanksgiving!

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.

Which pumpkin saves lives? The coast gourd.

How does a folksinger play pool? With acoustic.