How do chickens start a race? From scratch.

What kind of pine has the sharpest needles? A porcupine.

What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.

What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? The temperature.

What do you call a fast duck? A quick quack.

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? It ran out of juice.

What has a big mouth but doesn’t say a single word? A river.

How can you spell too much with only two letters? XS.

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread? May flour. Happy Thanksgiving!

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.