Joke of the Day Archives

Blaise Kielar Jan 12, 2024 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 12 January 2024

If all the world’s a stage, where does everyone sit?

Blaise Kielar Jan 11, 2024 Joke of the Day

What do you call Canadian geese in Portugal? Portu-geese.

Blaise Kielar Jan 10, 2024 Joke of the Day

How do you make an elephant laugh? Tickle its ivories.

Blaise Kielar Jan 08, 2024 Joke of the Day

What has a mouth but no teeth? A jar.

Blaise Kielar Jan 07, 2024 Joke of the Day

What kind of house weighs the least? A lighthouse.

Blaise Kielar Jan 06, 2024 Joke of the Day

What do bakers and cats have in common? They like to start from scratch.

Blaise Kielar Jan 05, 2024 Joke of the Day

What do you get when you cross a quarterback with a carpet? A throw rug.

Blaise Kielar Jan 04, 2024 Joke of the Day

I can’t believe it is January already.

Blaise Kielar Jan 03, 2024 Joke of the Day

Why is it not worth going to New York to party in Times Square? Because every year they drop the ball.

Blaise Kielar Jan 02, 2024 Joke of the Day

Guess where I found the comedians at the New Years Eve party? Waiting on the punchline.