How did the ancient Romans divide the empire? With a pair of Caesars. 

Ghosts don’t care about inflation.

Why was Albert Einstein’s brother so feared?

How did the vampire take a cruise?

What is the best name for a basketball player?

I feel bad for batteries.

Why was the student upset when her teacher called her average?

What is the most popular pollinator in America?

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?